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[lvpd_sidle]

This is certainly not the first bachelorette party that has made its way into Chippendales. But it is perhaps the first one to have the club entirely focused upon it.

Sara walks in with the rest of the group, towing Ace by the hand. She smirks, looking around and admiring the eyecandy present.

"What would the bride like to drink?"

[OOC: Play as needed. I'm not certain how long I'll be on tonight.]

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[lvpd_sidle]

And a Dutch Velvet is obligingly mixed up and passed over by a grinning Sara. "Enjoying yourself?"

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"Mmmhmm." Ace replies a tad distractedly as one of the dancers catches her eye. "Tell me. Why is it whenever we get someone in the bar who looks like that-" she points at one of the more beefy types, "his head's as smpty as a gourd?"

[lvpd_sidle]

"Irony, plain and simple. It is not fair."

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"The irony is I'm talking about a man who said I was unmarriable on Hen's night. Oy." She downs more of her drink to erase the image. "So, convince Barry to wear a kilt yet?"

[lvpd_sidle]

"Huh? Who said that to you?" A suspicion grows in her mind. "Was his name Gaston?"

"And I think Tim took care of that. He's certainly not objecting to me wearing a miniskirt."

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

".... I think so? Tallish, muscular type, chauvanistic as hell? I'm afraid I slapped him." She is sorry. Sorry she didn't deck him.
"I wouldn't think'd mind, no." Ace replies primly, her eyes on the stage.

[lvpd_sidle]

"I had the misfortune of encountering him last night. I used many large words, confused him utterly, and watched Snow White smack him with a clue-by four."

"It beats bridesmaid dresses."

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"Snow whacked him? Man, I miss all the good stuff. I just slapped him and flipped him the bird. He deserved it." She still hasn't heard about Faith tying him up with a bra and hauling him off to the cells. She'll be really bummed she missed that.

[lvpd_sidle]

"I left after that, laughing myself sick. If I encounter him again, I might suggest he be rude to a certain white not'cat of our acquaintance." She smirks at the thought.

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"Nonono, have him wake up the not'cat suddenly. Trust me. Pain is an effective teacher." That, Ace'd pay to watch. With sunglasses, of course.

[lvpd_sidle]

"Being rude would get him the same consequence, especially if he doubts Yrael's masculinity."

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

"I threw him into a wall and tied him up with my bra," Faith supplies cheerfully. Never let it be said that she doesn't know her cue.

[lvpd_sidle]

"With your bra? Oh man, I wish I could have seen that!"

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"You did what?" Ace stares. "You're my hero."

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith shrugs. "He threatened to burn a friend of mine and his wife alive and drown any kids they might have, just 'cause my friend's not human. I had to do the Security thing."

Feral grin. "Bigby told him he might let me nail his testicles to the wall."

[lvpd_sidle]

"Bastard! If you should get a chance, sell tickets. I have the feeling a lot of us would like to watch."

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"Watch hell. I wanna help." Ace could be good at testicle-nailing.

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

"Audience participation is good."

[lvpd_sidle]

"I have excellent aim, but I do miss on occasion. Draw the session out for as long as is...necessary."

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"Hey, instead of nailing them to the wall, we can do a demonstration of what plastic-based explosives can do to flesh. Maybe make an educational seminar out of it." Ace suggests, innocently.

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

"Bigby never said they had to come off of him before I nailed them to the wall," Faith points out. "We can do explosives after, if you like."

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"That? Would be brilliant. And we'll make him watch. He should get to see them go, he's so very proud of them." Ace grins wolfishly.

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

Faith nods. "And everybody knows that little boys who misuse their toys get them taken away."

[nitro-is-ace.livejournal.com]

"Yes, this is true." Ace agrees avidly, and with a good deal of satisfaction. "Is it wrong that I'm hoping he'll try sommat?"

[faithful-slayer.livejournal.com]

"He's developed a fixation on a 16-year-old girl," Faith says dryly. "Nothing you could wish on him is wrong."